Chetan Bhagat

Chetan Bhagat is one of the most popular novelists in India, whose books have been adapted into movies. Chetan Bhagat was born on 22nd April 1974 in New Delhi, India. After finishing school at The Army Public School in New Delhi, he joined IIT Delhi. He completed a post graduation course from IIM Ahmedabad. He is a good writer and even I started reading novel because of his simple English (Just imagine how simple and understandable his English is?).

His Writings
Five point Someone (2004) but I read this only by 2005
One night @ the call center (2005) But I read this by 2008
The three mistakes of my life (2008) I read this by 2008

This all three books talk something usual that we see in our routine life. But way he tells the story is really admiring. Every one who read these books will have a nice in their life. My most favorite book is “Five point Someone”

Five point Someone

This book is about a three guys in IIT (Hari, Alok and Ryan). The book starts with a disclaimer, "This is not a book to teach you how to get into IIT or even how to live in college. In fact, it describes how screwed up things can get if you don't think straight." It’s all about how these three heroes survived there during their engineering studies.

One night @ the call center

This is some thing new and imaginary story with some practical perspective. The story about six call center employee Shyam, Priyanka, Vroom, Esha, Radhika, and Military Uncle. It has lot of drama with unpleasant things happening to all of the leading characters. The story takes a dramatic and decisive turn when they get a phone call from God.

The three mistakes of my life

This is his third book based on a real story. The story about three guys Govind, Omi and Ali. Novel starts with an email to the author from Govind saying that he is going to commit suicide. Author trace out Govind location by his email ID thru orkut.com starts with technological stuffs like that.... Business, Cricket and Religion are the base of this story and it has a nice ending.

Try these books and have a nice time. Happy reading :)

What a Creativity?

Hi friends here after i am going to write blog to improve my writing skill.

Let me try a new post which is completely related to advertisement.

I always love advertisement that is logical and sensational like Airtel, Hutch and Vodafone .. .

But now here are some new strategies to attract girls through advertisement.

Think of this advertisement like Bajaj Pulsar, AXE Effect,Fairever handsome and Mento fresh.

Advertisement is a place where u can expose maximum creativity. ana ivanga panra lollu erukae enna nu sollurathu.

Pulsar iruntha 10 ponnungala correct panalama

Axe effect potta ponnunga mobile number kudupangalam, date fix panalama am.



Dei enakada ithu...Creativity ku oru alavu illa.

Appa BMW car vangina 100 ponnungala correct panlama.

namma pasanga local cinthol soap ae vanga mattanga ituhla axe effect uh.

Mento fresh Director koyala kailaya kedachean avana oru vali panniduvean

Lilla pannu impress! vangi sapidu mento fresh...

pala varusahma correct ponna mudiyatha lilla va 50 kasu mento fresh la correct pannuvangalam.

Dei enakada ithu roomba over ah pannurenga. ..

keta out of box thinking ithuku oru terminology vera.

Nasama ponga da...

MTC vs Vodafone

I feel there is some relationship between Vodafone Zoo Zoo and MTC logo.

I guess the head of Zoo Zoo and MTC logo resemble the same. If any one suggest a concept of this Zoo Zoo head can leave a message here.

Smirn Off - Cosmopolitan Mix

This is a new experience of drink.
I had bought some Smirn-Off vodka from Bangalore.
We three karthi, Satheesh and I planned to drink this weekend.
We all searched online to have it with a proper mix.
And finally we decided to go for Cosmopolitan Mix.

Now what is called Cosmopolitan Mix...?

It's a mixture of Vodka, aerated water, lime juice and a strip of Green chili dipped inside.

Friends have a look at the below picture of how karthi beautifully decorated (anyhow that’s his job) the drink.

The taste is too cool. And I recommend everyone to try this.

Why do men die first?

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we
know. It requires a bit of explanation!!

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet ... its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If You don't ... you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision Without consulting her . you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you ... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy . that's domination.
If SHE asks you ... it's a favour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert.
If you don't . you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist.
If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain.
If you don't ... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers ... you're after something.
If you don't ... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself.
If you don't ... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache ... she's tired.
If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed.
If you don't ... There must be someone else.

Why do men die first ?

Because they want to.

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner

Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry
they are IAS Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner/lunch.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

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Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer : Princess Diana's death.
Question : How come?
Answer :An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a
German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Pakistani, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Maltese wharfies, and trucked to you by Kiwi freeloaders

That, my friends, is Globalisation!

Wonderful definitions of designations at office.

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby inOne month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver ababy.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'llproduce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered,they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS toproduce a baby.

One liners -- Hidden meanings

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided , I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble "

THE BRAIN OF AN INDIAN.

IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA.....

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loanofficer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India onbusiness for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form ofsecurity for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a newFerrariparked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title andeverything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car ascollateral forthe loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at theIndian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.Anemployee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank'sunderground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and theinterest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are veryhappy tohave had your business, and this transaction has worked out verynicely,but we are alittle puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found thatyou are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother toborrow "$5,000"

The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car fortwo weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Indian.......

Good moral!!!

Once a boy went to a shop with his mother.
The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle withsweets and said'Dear Child..u can take the sweets... but the child didnt take.The shopkeeper was surprised.. such a small child he is and why is he not taking thesweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets.... now mother alsoheard that and said.. beta take the sweets.. yet he didnt take... The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... he himself took thesweets and gave to the child...... the child was happy to get two hands fullof sweets ....When returned to home Mother asked child... Why didnt you take the sweets... when shop keeper told you to take....Can you guess the response:

Child replies... Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... howmany more sweets i got!

Moral:When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyondour expectations.... more than what we can hold......................

Love Letter From A Boy To A Girl

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's
father
does not like him and want them to stop their relationship and so. The
boy
wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will
definitely read this letter..



1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."



So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy
told
the girl to “READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning-only to read

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21,23,25 (Odd No.'s) go top and read it once
again
but the Odd Number lines..



Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY...

Not a mistake of Microsoft

Some info abt creating files or folders.......


The following reserved device names cannot be used as the name of a file:

CON, PRN, AUX, CLOCK$, NUL, COM1, COM2, COM3, COM4, COM5, COM6, COM7, COM8,
COM9, LPT1, LPT2, LPT3, LPT4, LPT5, LPT6, LPT7, LPT8, and LPT9.

Those names are reserved cause they are 'DOS' device names.

DOS device names are reserved words, and cannot be used as folder or file
names. When parsing a reference to a file or folder, Windows correctly
checks for the case in which a single DOS device name is used in the path,
and treats it as invalid.

10 ways to maintain a friendship

Focus on what you can give to a friend, not what you can get out of a friendship.

If being happy is your only motive for wanting someone to be your friend, then you are not being a real friend. Don't get caught up in keeping tabs on who has given most to the friendship. Give to your friends regardless of how much they give to you. You can make your friendship strong by giving gifts to your friends. It is not necessary that you only give them costly gifts. For a real and true friend, even a card can be more precious than the costliest gifts.

Encourage your friend

Real friends inspire and push each other to be the best at what they can be, rather than drag each other down.

They are happy when their friends help them in their goals. You, too, should encourage your friend by bucking him up and by making him realize that yes, he can do it, and by giving him a strong supportive hand.

Be willing to forgive

Mostly friendships get feeble when there is no one willing to forgive. Due to this, the friendship crumbles and individual wounds turn to grudges. So forgive your friend and move on.

Tactfully point out their mistakes

Pointing out a friend's mistakes can also make him angry, but this is one way of showing concern for him. If you really care, tactfully point out his mistake for his own good. But once you've brought the problem to your friend's attention, don't harp on about it all the time.

Don't walk away

When you see some of your friend's faults be patient. Be patient as your friend tries to change. Realize that nobody is perfect.

Be reliable

First thing in a true friendship is to be honest and reliable. You must assure your friend that you will always be there for him/her. Likewise, you must not mistrust your friend because friendship is very vulnerable to distrust.

Don't try to control your friends

Real friendship does not mean you always have to be together. It may be tempting to have a fun person all to yourself, and you might feel threatened when your friend spends time with others. If you are afraid to let your friends out of your sight, you are probably afraid of losing them. Good friendship will endure time spent apart: you and your friends may learn to appreciate each other even more. So don't push your friend to spend all his time only with you. No one likes to be bossed around.

Be there for the good and the bad times

Friends are to share feelings with ... to share things which one cannot share with others, to celebrate with when you are excited - and also to share the downs of life with. Don't think that you are a friend only for the good times. When your friend is upset about something, you must give him your full attention. Lend your friend a sympathetic ear and understand his feelings; celebrate his happiness but also be a part of his sorrows.

Learn to accept personality differences

It is not necessary that your friend has to be exactly like you in personality, attitude and beliefs. Your friend can very well possess a different personality from you. So be careful not to expect your friend to be exactly like you. Accept and appreciate him for what he is - a unique individual, just like you are.

Don't be a blabbermouth

Sometimes, while talking to others, we get so excited that we spill our friend's secrets in front of others. This breaks your friend's trust (and rightly so too), and deteriorates your friendship. So learn to keep each other's secrets.

Don't let arguments destroy your friendship

Suppose you are having a discussion with a friend, and he disagrees with what you think is true. Don't keep arguing until you get mad at each other. Just drop the subject of conflict. Your desire to win the argument may ruin your friendship, so the easiest way of closing a controversial topic is to say, "Maybe you are right". Pointless discussions achieve nothing.

Humor from Great Minds

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...”
Sir Norman Wisdom



“One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.”
Edgar Watson Howe



“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
Doug Larson



“A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!”
Eric Bolton



“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”
Erno Philips



“ I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.”
Robert Paul



“We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”
Phyllis Diller



“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
Victor Borge



“Start every day with a smile and get it over with.”
W.C. Fields



“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
Will Rogers



“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.”
Mickey Rooney



“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.”
Tim Allen



“If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.”
Rita Rudner



“I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen



“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”
Erica Jong



“Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard



“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”
Wendell Johnson



“In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.”
Joey Adams



“I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.”
Henry Youngman


“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?”
Benny Hill

" Nothin is Impossible in this world. The word Impossible itself says I'm Possible"

Hussain Bhindarwala